Michael Campbell

Story Time.

Phone Security

If you have an hour to kill, I have a phone number for you to call. It's the billing department of my security company. To be nice I won't tell you the company name, but their initials are ADT.It doesn't matter why you call or what you ask. They can't do it. But are...

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Heart Attack

I just ate a spinach and anchovy omelet for lunch. It is the first time my cat and I have the same breath.Why would I do that? Because I had spinach and anchovies, and I hate wasting food. Food frugality is one of the gifts my mother gave me. No matter what you have...

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And-A-One, And-A-Two . . .

When I was a kid I liked February best. My birthday is on March 1, and February always did me the favor of being a little shorter so I didn't have to wait so long. Now I like February because, usually, it has 28 days, which is a nice, even four weeks—no...

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