Michael Campbell

Story Time.

I’m in Stitches

I hate going to the doctor. Still, I go every ten years or so, whether I need it or not. Mostly. I hate all the waiting. Who else has a room specifically named for waiting? Then you wait in the examination room for the doctor. He bops in, chats about your maladies,...

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Condimentary, My Dear

I was 27 years old when I learned that ketchup doesn't come with a refrigerator. Every fridge I ever saw had ketchup, mustard and pickles. I never met anyone who bought ketchup. My formative years were spent living with a series of women, starting with my mother....

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