Michael Campbell

Some people have perfect pitch. Most of us have relative pitch. A few of us bray like goats, which is fine too because goats are cute. Relative pitch means you can sing Happy Birthday in such a way that other people recognize it. You may find yourself straining...

My favorite place to go for seafood was a box of Mrs. Paul’s. Fish sticks were my favorite. Throughout my life I thought I loved seafood. It turns out what I love is tartar sauce and wine vinegar. Tartar sauce is just pickle relish in mayonnaise. It makes everything...